![]() Jenkins is this little robot, kind of spherical. Jenkins: It's too bad that you're going last in the initiative order, then. I'd like to get to the part where I shoot you in the chest with an acid arrow. Cause I'm actually- Taako: I feel like, listen, I'm not here to dictate the narrative, but I feel like we've really explored your individual arcs pretty thoroughly. Jenkins: Oh, yeah, we can- let's move on to that. Jenkins: It seems like the least you could do, after getting my ass thrown off the back of a moving train, is see to my plants and my begonias and my fruits and my lilies. Jenkins: How would you know how my- oh, you've been tending to it since you murdered me? Magnus: Yep. Jenkins: What's wrong? Magnus: Uh, nothing, your garden is great. Jenkins: -some begonias that I- Magnus: Oh, no. I do have a beautiful garden that I need to go back and tend to, I have some- Magnus: Oh. Jenkins: As good as that sounds- I would love to get back to my usual sort of M.O., my daily routine. We don't have to fight and kill you again. Magnus: I mean, you guys could just go and. But I prefer living, and you know, I was so close to getting my hands on that sweet, sweet Phoenix Fire Gauntlet, so, you know, Daddy's gotta get his. You go there and you just kind of float around in a big pool made up of like, the sort of collective memories of everyone who's ever lived. Magnus: What's death like? Magic Brian: It's pretty chill. Magic Brian: And instead of RSVPing to it, you murdered me. Magic Brian: If I was still living, I would have reached into my pocket and shown you, I had a wedding invitation for you to come to my marriage ceremony. Griffin: He reaches, well, he can't reach into his pocket. I thought that we might have a good thing going, and I. I cast a magic missile at you, Taako, and then you cast one back at me, and our friendship, our budding friendship was betrayed. Magnus: Are you a ghost in the machine? Magic Brian: It would seem that way. And I gotta say, I'm so glad to be here with you two bros! My two main men, Jenkins and Maarvey! I'm just so psyched to have this opportunity to whoop some, to whoop, to whoop their rudey-poo asses with you! Let's just have a good clean fight, and may the best robot win, I suppose! Magnus: Magic B? Magic Brian: Yes? I have been looking forward to this for, well, since I was vanquished. Magic Brian: I've gotta say, I am so psyched for this rematch. Griffin: The one with a cannon for an arm says, Griffin: Now you're having a cackle battle? I cackle right back! A backle! Hahahahahaha! well, before we do anything, these robots are just kind of cackling maniacally at you? Justin: I think you can just round up, in the rules, the official rules, you just round- average them, right? Griffin: How are you guys doing, while I roll four different initiatives? a 15! Good start!Ĭlint: I rolled a 15, but I roll another one.Ĭlint: Oh. Griffin: You got that elephant dick bone.carved. Travis: No, I got a beautiful translucent green emerald kind of thing. Travis: I'm excited, this is my first time rolling my new dice. I think we should take initiative in this new podcast episode we're recording. Griffin: I think we should kick things off with a little bit of initiative. Announcer: Can our heroes claim victory once again against their old nemeses? I don't know, I haven't listened yet! Don't spoil it for me! It's the Adventure Zone! Maarvey: Oh my God, I can't believe it's you guys! Magic Brian: Oh yes, this is going to be a lovely little rematch, isn't it? Jenkins: That's right, motherfuckers, it's time for round two. One is sort of massively built, kind of gorilla-like another is much more slender, with what looks like a cannon for an arm another one is very short and has what appears to be a bunch of wires sticking out of it. Travis: I might have just figured out what those fuses are for. Griffin: Through that window you can see what appears to be a pretty large, glass, cylindrical fuse which illuminates whenever this thing talks. Griffin: And then he falls to the ground dead. Griffin: And it is Maarvey, the only surviving member of the Hammerhead gang. Griffin: And you don't see Jenkins anymore, he is gone, he has been deposited out of the back of the train. Griffin: Previously, on the Adventure Zone. Transcript by the lovely volunteers at TAZscripts. 38: The Crystal Kingdom - Chapter Ten Transcript 36: The Crystal Kingdom - Chapter Eight TranscriptĮp. Travis McElroy as Magnus Burnsides Transcript Guide PreviousĮp. ![]()
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